Noah Masterson

Noah Masterson is a minor character in the Action/Comedy webcomic series Team Season with Superpsion. He is a human male and the brother of Valentine Masterson and Celine Masterson. Like Valentine, Noah is from Canada, but moves to Vertvale City towards the end of Season One. He first appears in the 13th comic in the series, "The Canada King Corollary" in which he moves to Vertvale City. While Eclipse and Solstice Season are conversing with Valentine outside her apartment, Eclipse's twin sister Equinox greets him with "Bonjour, monsieur, I understand you're new in town." Unbeknownst to Valentine and her siblings, Equinox easily seduces Noah and gets busy with him in Valentine's bedroom. Valentine joins the rest of the team at vintage game night playing Star Destroyer Bosconian. Upon going back to her apartment and finding that Noah and Equinox are sleeping together in her bedroom, Valentine decides to stay over in Team Season's apartment, much to the displeasure of Winter. Noah stays in a relationship with Equinox and moves into Team Season's apartment to live with her until the end of Season Two of the series. At that point, Equinox is with her siblings within Rolling Vengeance on their quest to defeat Lord Lochindorb. During the journey through the fortress with her twin sister Eclipse and her cousin Patrick Holliday, Equinox becomes so desperate for romantic companionship that she is enamored by John Smith, a somewhat dimwitted human who is randomly strolling through the fortress. Equinox immediately forgets about her relationship with Noah and agrees to dance with Smith when he puts on a waltz on his portable radio and offers to dance with her. However, Eclipse, being more shrewd, sees through the ruse. She confronts Smith and shoots him with Patrick's gun, killing him and revealing him to be one of Lochindorb's security drones in disguise. She then berates Equinox for not realizing Smith's true nature, saying that while she and Patrick both think with their brains, Equinox thinks with some romance-related part of her body. Later, after successfully destroying the fortress and presumably killing Lochindorb in the process, an elated Equinox annoys her sister with a dirty joke, the punchline of which is the fortress itself. Eclipse says that she intends to reveal Equinox's affair-esque interaction with Smith aboard Rolling Vengeance. Equinox smugly urges her to do so and tells her sister that she has no evidence to prove anything and that Noah is certain to take Equinox's side, much to Eclipse's frustration. Equinox claims that Eclipse's argument will fail because "It's my word against yours." Patrick, however, comes to Eclipse's aid. He catches Equinox off-guard by revealing that his gun, H.Y.D., had a recording device built into its handle, with which he recorded all of her amorous comments and dialogue with Smith in the fortress. Patrick plays back the recordings to Equinox's shock and confusion, claiming that it is now in fact her own word in addition to Eclipse's word that is arguing against her word. Now with no way to deny her brief pseudo-affair with Smith, an embarrassed and humiliated Equinox leaves, and her relationship with Noah ends the same day, although the breakup is not seen by the audience. Much earlier, shortly before the halfway mark of Season Two, the demon Brother Pestilence attempts to disguise himself as Noah, eventually revealing himself to Equinox, subduing her and masquerading as her instead. His plan ultimately fails, however, when the real Equinox confronts him in disguise in front of Eclipse and Patrick, and he is forced to flee with his life.

Image: Noah Masterson (Right) as he appears in "The Canada King Corollary" with his new girlfriend Equinox Season (Left).